Well, ok then. What you get with me as a history guide are stories about poop and cannibalism, apparently. There’s a lot to be said about poop in history. And the kids love it. Cannibalism only became a hot topic today. What’s that? Cannibalism is inappropriate to talk about with nine-year-olds? Bah, I laugh at your ethics! They brought it up, honestly. We were looking at the wild boars and one kid mentioned we should feed them bacon. I told them most mammals are ill equipped to eat their own species. Mad cow disease being an excellent example. And if you’re hungry for long pick (human flesh) you’ll develop a version of Creutzfeldt Jacob’s syndrome which basically eats away at your brain. Now I’ve scared the kids away from taking a bite out of their friends. I’d say that’s a good thing.
Forgive me for derailing from creativity and music which is what this blog is usually about. But I think it’s an important point to make so you don’t start eating your friends, It’s a very bad idea.